1. Watched cartoons 2. Went shopping 3. Had a shower
Bio yogurt is good for thrush. You can get wipes for "down there" although I haven't heard too many good things about them. The best thing to do...
Hello all! Most the idiots round here have ASBO's. Hasn't made a bit of difference, the building work has managed to get rid of them though.
They will not do it at 18, you'll have to wait a good few years more.
I haven't been for a while but I do love to go to the theatre.
I have both my hips, the back of my neck and my inner thighs. Every outfit I wear to a club has to show off my thigh tatts, and the back of my...
To own my own adult film company. I'm directing a bondage film later this year, which is something I've wanted to do for a long time. And I want...
I'm yet to put a banana in my ear. In my many many munted nights in we have not experimented with fruit in the ear. I am off to a club tomorrow...
I'm into fetish and I am a peace loving, chilled out stoner type.
I had a coughing fit, and then said "fuck me" (I have a cold at the moment.)
1. Brough beads! 2. Went shopping 3. Ate pizza
It hurt a lot as I recall. I just bit my lip and got on with it. The best thing to do is not pressure her.
Hippy Birdy J0hn! Hope you have a fantastic day!
Dick, cock, plucked chicken, earthworm with a woolly hat on.
If I'm munted, and my boyfriend has gone to sleep I will. When I get munted I need sex. If we've had a night on the tiles and he's gone to sleep I...
Yup, I am. I am enjoying the forums muchly, it's great to meet you.
Good morning all! I hope you're all well. I'm trying to shift a cold! I'm off shopping now. Have a lovely day everyone!
Soya milk shakes.
If you have quite big flesh tunnels, you can buy a plug that is also a stash tin. You can keep it in your ear and no one will think to look there!
I want to win the award for Dirty Mindedness.
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