i saw her on ellen once and she said to the aging gracefully comment "goodness no! i have a plastic surgeon on speed dial" or something like that.
*snicker* only sorta, though. i got ginormous boobies very young and the dolly parton jokes NEVER ended until the next generations had no idea...
well, it was a poor effort, to be fully honest. i'm kinda glad it went. blew the flow.
they're going for the magpie chicks, shag. i prefer a masculine decor. however, my girls' room will be obnoxiously bright, because that's what...
it really is. i have an office that i want to paint grey, with the white trim, of course. my furniture will eventually be a reddish stained wood,...
well, my living room is a deep forest green and warm, slightly mossy brown. together they look REALLY nice, especially with the white trim. it has...
every time i turn around to wash my face dave pees on my leg or feet. like i won't notice. pfft.
i odn't wanna go to gifbin.
i must have skimmed across something about this yesterday because i had a dream i was holding on to this set of handlebars that fly. it was like...
i really enjoy these little rants of yours. :D tried to rep you for it earlier. i knew this was gonna be some fun shit. i agree, though. i...
wow. That's complex. I usually just show up and cheerfully chitchat with them like I don't know they hate me.
Aw. I'm touched. Quit it or I'm calling the cops.
there's a bar in Ft. Collins i wanna go to. it's an outdoor bar where you can smoke all you like. has music and everything. i miss drinking and...
Great conversations happen around the side of the building with smokers.
*snicker*
stop! you're making my sides cramp!
hahaha.
i didn't come up with it. i heard it and kept the info for just such crucial situations.
if you say door hinge lazily it kinda rhymes with orange.
any belief system that has people in it is bound to have flaws. :D
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