I don't like a lot of the new American porn. It is very Misogynistic. I can imaging spitting on then choking half of my old g/f's before I blew in...
Maybe she will let you do it and then call it rape. Or blackmail you. Or deliberately get pregnant to spite her husband who is secretly gay. Or...
Just flop it out one day and see if she goes for it. What is the worst that can happen - she will shoot you through the head with a nail gun?!...
Try a pumpkin. They are in season.
She isn't drunk enough. Guilt will make a woman act like that. She probably thinks that only gays do it, or her mother told her it was disgusting,...
Old European porn from a company called Pr!vate is pretty reliable. V!ntage Erotica Forums will have some I believe.
I have seen a girl with a lost zucchini, a lost vibe (still running) that had buzzed it's way up-up-up, and guys with golf balls, a shot glass,...
According to the statistics, 95% of people have eaten carrots within one month of their death. It is a terrible thing, and not widely reported.
Here are some other reasons: you secretly don't like him/her, they don't know how to give head, you were scared of getting caught, they kept...
Post a naked full frontal picture of your wife, and we might be able to give some feedback. Also, does she call you things like "a-- hole",...
Use nothing larger than your head the first time. Then work up to things like a refrigerator, a Fiat Uno, the Dallas Cowboys, and so on. You may...
There are new emerging strains of E. Coli that are not able to be treated very successfully with modern anti-biotics and can have you stone dead...
I'm 7.5" and fairly thick. Some women have had problems with pain from the length, and the thickness has caused a couple of problems with...
I had a g/f who was a school teacher who would always cum explosively if I blew in her face. She wouldn't even need to touch herself. I always...
Thank you Wild Flowers. I actually quite liked her until the end. Everyone else used to ask me why I went out with her as she was so awful. But...
I would like to photograph a couple doing it. I'm into photography, and would like to be there but have an excuse not to join in. Then they could...
There was this shy, demure girl at work who as far as I was concerned was pretty much a virgin. She never talked about going out, was totally...
I once met an absolutely adorable 19yo Eurasian girl online who came to my place wearing a black cocktail dress and nothing else. I thought she...
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