Why do I so often have such profound feelings of despair for the human race? There is no hope, is there?
Darling, there will be a hard penis being rammed into your rectum. There won't be any white swans or pink teddy bears present. It wont be a...
Oh yes, we are planning of thinking about the concept of giving some thought to considering perhaps maybe discussing the entire concept of...
She is a sheep. Isn't she?
Vodka is the answer.
Google Rectopexy. That will clarify everything for you. There is even a video. Keep a bucket handy.
Ew! What are you doing!? Take it out, it hurts! That's disgusting, I'm not touching that! It smells! I'm not having anything in THERE! No! That's...
Every man pays. Oh, yes. We pay.
McDonalds drive thru. That is the best.
Two options in my book: 1. Get a ball gag, tie her down, and educate her with your tongue 2. Get a new wife who is prepared to get off her dead...
Go ask him if he got checked for Chlamidia, as it can make you sterile, but is usually painless and has no symptoms. Then get back on target with...
Not leaving immediately afterwards, and then not sitting at home patiently waiting for your next phone call to come over next time.
Please don't breed. For the love of humanity.
Realize that over half of marriages end in divorce, and spend the money you would have thrown away on the girl on porn and beer. Buy it from your...
If you are sleeping with her, and she is paying her share, don't worry about it. She will leave eventually.
Good point. Skinny ones might be faster, and harder to catch. Could be tough, too.
Now, find her friend and bang her stupid. Or her sister/mother/brother. It is a bit late, but better late than never. The mother would be easy,...
A traffic cone.
When you are in your car at lunch time and she is hoovering away, you are in your work clothes, car is clean, and just as you blow she sits back...
Don't worry about women. Just do your own thing and be happy. Get your head sorted out and be independent, and you might be surprised to find...
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