You are both too immature. Grow up both of you.
If you truly still love her, then you must fuck her sister, best friend, mother, aunt, whatever, to show her how not to treat people. When you see...
Be confidant. Look her in the eye, smile, and introduce yourself. Give her a complement. You will probably fail, but practice makes perfect.
She is hanging around waiting for someone better, of for you to get bored and break it off. Stop paying the bills and you will speed up her departure.
I prefer bigger girls. Skinny ones are often neurotic in my experience, and big ones will usually let you go them in the bum. Plus a bigger girl...
Being awake.
I have heard of chicks like that. They have a name: Single.
I saw some gay porn once where a guy had his entire forearm up the guys ass to the elbow. I think he was looking for his car keys or something.
I would get an extra girlfriend to use when your current girlfriend is unavailable for your needs.
I remember mine as actually happening, but it was outside in a dark heavily shaded area between two buildings, and I was on my stomach and was...
I had a dream almost exactly like that, only it was a fox. Nothing happened, it just stared back at me, and no one would believe me. Tan, white...
You could give a chick a pearl necklace from like 200 feet away, and be gone before the payload landed. You would definitely want to keep your...
You like your cock rubbing against another one, and wonder if that is gay?
I have woken up and not wanted to remember what happened. If that counts.
There is plenty of time later in life to be humping away on some chick who just wishes you would blow, leave the cash, and go away and die or...
Ugly or retarded looking men, tattoos, choking and spitting, slapping, old bangers dressed as school girls, multiple piercings, silicone, gonzo,...
I usually try to introduce myself. Not always, but usually.
A foreign accent from the right place does attract women. It gets annoying after a while. I tend to try not to talk when I go out, as I'm sick of...
I met the receptionist at a new job on a Friday morning, and later that night I was barebacking her. The next morning her friend from work called...
Just flop it out one day and see what happens. What is your worst case scenario? No gf and a time in jail?
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