Married for 35 years? You might want to ask her who she has been getting lessons from.
Give her an ultimatum - no anal...or else you walk. Then you will either get some, or you can stop whining about it and go after her best friend...
On her best friend.
Gays use Amyl Nitrate, which they buy in shops and take on aircraft as Leather Polish. They call then 'Poppers' in tablet form. Some people have...
It can be a slippery slope: no anal now - "You treat me like a piece of meat"... Then no pearl necklaces. Then no swallow. Then no BJ at all. Then...
Wash it?
There are reports of new strains of Gonnorhea coming out of Asia that are resistant to all known antibiotics, and are effectively untreatable.
The trick is to put the idea into her head and get her thinking about it. Tristan Taormino has a website and some good books and videos. Just...
It is all pink on the inside, and black on the outside when the light is off.
No, he just has a moronic girlfriend. Like, Duh! OMG!
'fecals incontinence, guts deflection, and balanopostitis' are terrible things. No doubt about that. Those doctors will be trying to do stuff to...
Why is this in the Anal/Oral sex forum?
Vodka mixed with champagne. And Perhaps flowers first.
A new wife is probably what you might want to think about. I suspect she has other aspirations that may not include you.
I would respect her wishes, and if it is a deal breaker for you then get a new girlfriend. Don't make her do anything she doesn't like. That is a...
I don't mean to be unkind, but I have seen your pics and you are flat chested. There is no 'firm and perky' about mosquito bites.
I just did, and found a few pics. Not my cup of tea, but I know a forum full of perverts and paeds who would looove them! :love: I'm sure they...
I am not aware of Chelsea having done anything bad to anyone. I can't honestly say that I support the politics of her parents, but to be honest,...
Run. Don't look back. You aren't the problem, nor the solution. She want's a baby. That is all. You are who is supposed to pay for it. As...
I would set myself up in a permanent relationship with her. Give her financial control,and lots of freedom to do what she wants when she wants. It...
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