Oh, it might very well all be in my head. But then again, maybe not. I had drinks last night and I still have a little bit of bloat below my belly...
That sounds beautiful.
Does your belly ever get bloated from all the beer you drink? I have such an issue with this personally. If I drink anything carbonated, I get...
Ohh, I have another funny story. I worked for a cellular phone company many years ago, and at the Christmas party one year, I went into the middle...
Is it a dry Christmas party? I made the mistake of going to the company Christmas party when I worked in parking enforcement, and it was a dry...
Die Hard
Are you on grinder?
I don't see a problem with watching porn, as long as you understand that what you are seeing in porn is often an unrealistic depiction of what sex...
REALLY? Wow.... I've never slept with a guy on the first date. I wouldn't even let my now husband put his hand up my shirt on our first date.
I wonder if my making this post was somehow me subconsciously deciding my future or something - because I actually do have my septum pierced for...
It sounds like a sexual attraction that is almost chemical....sweet jesus, this is my favorite kind of sexual attraction. Where you cannot keep...
Hog Wash! *throws Manufacturing Consent off balcony*
Ahh, the joys of being a home owner. You have the privileged of paying to install a toilet seat of your choosing. Must be nice. :p
If the seat is left up in this house, I put it down with my foot, causing it to make a very loud noise, which usually gets my point across. The...
People who have to put other people down to feel better about themselves are so fucking pathetic.
Oh man, I concur. I'm dying to meet Erin.
Oh man, I could eat sushi every day. Seriously. I have a problem. I am addicted. Freshly baked bread is delicious. Mouth watering goodness,...
Once in a blue I will make grilled cheese, or a smoked Gouda with Avocado grilled cheese. I'll make Peanut butter and Banana maybe once a year. I...
Spin shoes.
No no, it wasn't a Simpsons party. It was a regular halloween party, and singles were allowed. That stupid blue wig gave me a bit of whiplash,...
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