nothing i just found my friends accordian, do you wreckon hell opened itself up when the accordian was invented?
someone dreamt about me once it involved me and rkelly not only a creepy a musician but would rather soon make a pass at mary kate and ashley then...
yeah but who knew that they could dance so well they had me sussed. I had them pegged as more of a folk/trance kind of person.
Waffleing is fun. Yesterday i saw this man who could dislocate his jaw like one of those snakes. Donkeys have a very rigid jaw though just side to...
sesame street fuckin rocks man. C IS FOR COOKIE COOKIE FOR C COOKIE COOKIE COOOOOKIEEEE
Sweet Loretta pie this is good Fill my belly with your food Shoot that tree from here I do stand Attack the person I call a civil man Raise that...
thankyou kind sir
hell no the last time i scanned something i ended up traumatised , well needles to say i was round my uncles and i scanned his ironing boards dear...
this man came up to me and said 'Hi would you like some puppies you just have to suck them out a hose with your eyes closed????" So that day I ran...
So anyway i was eating a chocolate bar. This very bar was known as a penguin bar. For those of you unaware what a penguin bar is it's a...
it's easy to turn off your mind just think like george bush
anybody play, at all? just wondering this is just simle banter nothing else. Well i have been playing for a while just muckion around now I can...
hey did anbody hear a car alarm last night it was yeah quiet loud.....................................................( Awkward) well it sems this...
yeah making fun off the length
never seen a fat one would find it funny though and poke you with a stick if you didn't mind
ohhh fuck yeah for some reason ever since i started growing mine like 10 girls keep running there fingers threw it i have no idea must me primal...
Fucking hell man i have almost the same thing i have this teacher who thinks he's really funny but he's a complete dick head. One time he actually...
I don't care what they think even though i'm a very small minority, as long as it makes me happy i'm alright.
you know what you got yourself ? a stoner stalker yeah very common in your parts
i'm the pack mule feel free to spit on me and then the casual kick
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