If they're truly intelligent, they'll be sitting on a beach with a tropical drink in hand, just enjoying existence.
I remember I dreamed when I was little that I was in my driveway (we lived in a house at the end of a 500-ft gravel driveway with woods on each...
You got a lighter?
Remember that all the major media corporations are owned by people - very rich people who have specific views and standpoints that their...
Alien Can blend right in With your kin Look again 'Cause I swear I spot one every now and then -Outkast
In some alternate universe, a bunch of punk kids were playing around with matches and firecrackers (just like their parents always told them not...
President of Incomplete Sentences NJPO
Not afraid. They're going to do what they do to try to control the world. I'm going to do what I do to live free. I'm going to win.
Jumpy Christians tickle lions D E R F
Poops in the ocean.
Toys are burning when retarded soldiers turn into revolutionary Buddhas while playing rugby and stealing massive bongs
What kind of friends do you have?
HIPFORUMS How is Peter faring on ruining Uganda's medical system? NORTH
I like to put on "Fat Bottom Girls" by Queen on repeat, but my wife hates it. So I just sing it to myself the whole time.
We were in Beijing and went on a tourist bus to see the Great Wall. On the way back the tour guide said we had to stop for a government...
Maybe it means that you should try to recapture a piece of your childhood. Something that's been missing since you grew up. School, Christmas...
Denver. Gorgeous!
One of my roommates once claimed he woke up in the middle of the night and there was a ghost floating at the foot of his bed. He said he pulled...
Jump out of an airplane as it flies over a volcano. You get the thrill of hurtling through the air, plus a volcano is pretty much the coolest...
My dick is so long, when I lay down I have to put a blinking light on it so planes won't crash into it.
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