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    Words You Hate For No Reason

    awkward
    Post by: Ely North, Jun 5, 2013 in forum: Games and Contests
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    She Fights Like a Man...

    Yeah, I got into a fight with a lesbian once in the grocery store when she tried to steal my cucumber. She was ferocious. A pineapple makes a...
    Post by: Ely North, Jun 3, 2013 in forum: Pure Bull
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    An age old Time paradox

    Why in the world would you want to go back in time to kill your grandmother? Unless... Is your grandmother Hitler?
    Post by: Ely North, Jun 3, 2013 in forum: Science and Technology
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    Neanderthal Shot In The Head With A Gun Thousands Of Years Ago?

    Maybe he also wanted to get some future ass?
    Post by: Ely North, May 12, 2013 in forum: Weird, Bizarre and Mysterious
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    Neanderthal Shot In The Head With A Gun Thousands Of Years Ago?

    If you'll hear me out, I believe I have unraveled this mystery... That Neanderthal man was a genius. I mean, WAY ahead of his time. He knew things...
    Post by: Ely North, May 10, 2013 in forum: Weird, Bizarre and Mysterious
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    Things That Annoy You

    When my wife falls asleep on the couch on a Friday night, and I try to slip it into her, and she wakes up.
    Post by: Ely North, May 10, 2013 in forum: Random Thoughts
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    No, Really. They Really Are.

    You want access to my camera? I hope you like watching a fat hairy naked guy picking lint from his belly button and smoking it.
    Post by: Ely North, May 10, 2013 in forum: Paranoid?
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    Best Mind Fuck

    Get your hands on a copy of the Bible. Put on a serious, concerned expression and sit down with him. Tell him you're worried about him. Open the...
    Post by: Ely North, May 10, 2013 in forum: Mind Games
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    We are so tiny, and we are so big....

    Think about it the other way - how big we are. Every atom in our bodies is like a tiny solar system - with the nucleus like the sun and the...
    Post by: Ely North, May 10, 2013 in forum: Mind Games
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    A capella rap cartoon video

    Childish and ridiculous, but entertaining. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJ-7dwEEhq4"]I Laugh - YouTube
    Post by: Ely North, May 5, 2013 in forum: Humor
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    A truth and a lie

    I lick toes. Toes taste good.
    Post by: Ely North, Mar 21, 2013 in forum: Games and Contests
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    Irreverent Cartoon

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    Post by: Ely North, Mar 21, 2013 in forum: Humor
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    7 word never ending story

    because cats and mice are secretly lovers
    Post by: Ely North, Mar 12, 2013 in forum: Games and Contests
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    change one word...the way harder edition

    Popeye rogered Olive Oyl's drunk loud obnoxious assistant; rock-n-roll aliens hopped about lamely killing anyone braiding armpit hair,...
    Post by: Ely North, Mar 12, 2013 in forum: Games and Contests
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    Math humor

    You paid $97 for your shitty overpriced shirt, and you still have $1. $97 + $1 = $98 You still owe your friends $49 each. $49 + $49 = $98 $98 =...
    Post by: Ely North, Jan 28, 2013 in forum: Humor
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    What was the last weird....

    I was leaving for work, and there were a bunch of kids out in the street waiting for the bus, kicking a soccer ball around. A dog who was with...
    Post by: Ely North, Jan 27, 2013 in forum: Dreams
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    Vampires

    I'm getting pretty sick of the whole vampire thing. There's now actually a subculture of people out there who genuinely believe that they are...
    Post by: Ely North, Jan 27, 2013 in forum: The Whiners
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    Whats ur fave comedy movie?

    The Big Lebowski Here's my review of it: http://waywardadvice.com/movie-review-the-big-lebowski/
    Post by: Ely North, Jan 16, 2013 in forum: Comedy Movies
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    Inappropriate Commercial

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4KmuonRUWQ"]Funny Commercial 1 - YouTube
    Post by: Ely North, Jan 10, 2013 in forum: Humor
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    The Prophet

    I recently read The Prophet by Kahlil Gibran, and I liked it so much that I wrote a review of it on my blog. It's not a traditional type of...
    Post by: Ely North, Dec 30, 2012 in forum: Books
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