Liam's entire manhood optimizes nookie. NORTH
I agree. It's maddening. Here's a sarcastic guide to successfully partaking in the political discourse:...
It seems like the only parties held accountable are the schools and the teachers. The students and their parents have no accountability. If a...
Have you ever seen a maid with a penis?
I do watch TV, but I just started a fire in my fireplace, and I'm finding that much more interesting. Off goes the TV.
Temperamental evangelists seem to enjoy sucking. GRUBER
Mr. Bill's posse served his purpose for horking in the grocery section fondling a moron when Jose's toothless grandpa ate a cornbread breakfast.
1) The Fatboy 2) Death by crushed torso 3) Empty fast food wrappers
Freaky old nudists don't like eczema. WRINKLE
Aaahh.... Touche.
To the original poster's points: 1. The media definitely does tend to over-hype storms before they hit - frightened people are more likely to go...
If happiness was the national currency, the richest people would be drug-dealing clowns. Who could possibly make people happier?
Maybe CERN created a black hole that swallowed up those pesky journalists who were trying to report what they were doing. Those people are geniuses!
My dick is so long, I can ring your doorbell from across the street.
If a tree falls in the forest, of course it makes a sound. The sound it makes is the chorus to "MmmBop" by Hanson. Which is why nobody is around...
Love = Pandas + (Knuckles/Excrement) You don't have to tell me... I know I nailed it.
Finally! A reason to feel good about being bald!
I have never once peed in the shower. I swear. I think mostly because the showers I've used haven't drained well, and I don't want to stand around...
"If I rub you the wrong way, rub me the right way." ~my friend Dan
Questions: If you know that the second coming or whatever is just a trick of technology, how will you believe that it's real? And if you see...
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