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    Random Letter Game Teh Fourth

    Come over, unless Stephanie is nervous. VIRUS
    Post by: Ely North, Oct 18, 2012 in forum: Games and Contests
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    i smacked a banana because im retarded.

    I fell in love with the computer because I was high.
    Post by: Ely North, Oct 15, 2012 in forum: Pure Bull
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    my dick is so long...

    My dick is so long, Felix Baumgartner is planning to sky dive off of it.
    Post by: Ely North, Oct 15, 2012 in forum: Humor
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    change 1 word

    joyce with her sexy love of parallesis was taken to the hoover festival expertly snorting coke when her horny mastiff mounted and humped the vacuum
    Post by: Ely North, Oct 13, 2012 in forum: Games and Contests
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    "New Vending Machine Selections"

    This is unnecessary. Everyone knows that the kind of food you get in a vending machine is unhealthy. If people want to eat crap, then they have...
    Post by: Ely North, Oct 13, 2012 in forum: Conspiracy
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    Make a Sentence, Part II

    Please increase eye contact regularly, unless she's timid. PUMPKIN
    Post by: Ely North, Oct 12, 2012 in forum: Games and Contests
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    It was teleported into my brain twice

    I once teleported when I was camping. I was sitting by the fire and someone looked behind me and yelled "Skunk!" and in the next instant I was...
    Post by: Ely North, Oct 9, 2012 in forum: Weird, Bizarre and Mysterious
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    Blogs

    http://waywardadvice.com/ A funny/sarcastic advice column on many different topics.
    Post by: Ely North, Oct 9, 2012 in forum: Computers and The Internet
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    my family racist

    My grandfather used to say racist things about the black nurse who gave him his dialysis treatment. She just shrugged it off. I guess working with...
    Post by: Ely North, Oct 7, 2012 in forum: People
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    How do you deal with people telling you you're going to hell?

    I say, "Alright, I'll see you there!" and then give them a high five.
    Post by: Ely North, Oct 5, 2012 in forum: Agnosticism and Atheism
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    another make an absurd accusation about the poster above you

    Hides in sewer drains to try to catch a glimpse up women's skirts.
    Post by: Ely North, Oct 5, 2012 in forum: Games and Contests
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    Random Letter Game Teh Fourth

    Wrong idea, dumb f*ck! IHDE
    Post by: Ely North, Oct 5, 2012 in forum: Games and Contests
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    Facebook - Now pay to up your status

    Or you could call your friends and have an actual conversation and tell them anything you want. Or better yet - go knock on their door.
    Post by: Ely North, Oct 5, 2012 in forum: Computers and The Internet
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    55 saves lives..

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvV3nn_de2k"]Sammy Hagar - I Can't Drive 55 - YouTube Sorry, but I couldn't resist unleashing The Red Rocker....
    Post by: Ely North, Oct 4, 2012 in forum: Remember When?
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    Why is sky dark at night?

    I think it gets dark because god puts a big blanket over Earth so we'll all go to sleep - it's the same principle as a birdcage.
    Post by: Ely North, Oct 4, 2012 in forum: Mind Games
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    Does history repeat its self?

    Nature is cyclical. Look at the motions of the planets, the change of the seasons, the rise & fall of the tides, etc. The same events are...
    Post by: Ely North, Oct 4, 2012 in forum: History
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    Random Letter Game Teh Fourth

    Xanax makes Lily tired. HEOF
    Post by: Ely North, Oct 4, 2012 in forum: Games and Contests
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    The Great Seven Word Story Game

    but some idiot forgot the toilet paper
    Post by: Ely North, Sep 29, 2012 in forum: Games and Contests
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    Random Letter Game Teh Fourth

    We hope Ophelia can arrange really energetic strippers. JERDOL
    Post by: Ely North, Sep 29, 2012 in forum: Games and Contests
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    change 1 word

    Grimey and goophy gopher people living in the donkey's headstall were chewing sticky tape when the shetland slut screamed and the iguana shat a tad
    Post by: Ely North, Sep 28, 2012 in forum: Games and Contests
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