If the American people even hear about it. Will the media even mention it?
Sometimes I get attacked by these rogue memories of dying. It's like I'm remembering experiencing the moment of death. They seem like real...
Maybe I'm not getting laid everyday? SHANKS
Be something that's a play off your name. For example, my last name is North, so I could be a compass, with the needle pointing north.
I think that's probably the smell of their rocket ship... I don't see how space, which is literally nothingness, can have a smell to it.
I agree with many of the ideas expressed here. To have a united world population that is easily governable, all of humanity has to evolve, to go...
What did people do when they got home from bars at 2 am and there were no badly-performed-but-oddly-entertaining infomercials to watch? Talk to...
Leave the body in the restroom of a gas station somewhere off the interstate. They never clean those places. It won't be found for months.
Tonight, Helen randomly enjoys another Dick.
Astonishingly, eight defrocked Sextons swilling below the pipe line were molesting snow men when the nattering politician gleefully shouted the...
Pay a large scary man to chase after you with a knife. That will motivate you to run.
When I was a teenager I walked in on my grandmother in the bathroom.
Joking ninjas do good GDKE
Through your eyes I see so much more But why am I waking up on the floor? The last time I saw my favorite pistol
I would vote for him. Although, anytime he gave a speech or made a public appearance, I would probably be checking out his tatts rather than...
Black, no sugar, hot, in a mug. Preferably delivered by a monkey butler.
Please remember albino injustices rarely involve empathy. LEAGUE
How else can we tell whose cows are whose?
Seriously, eight divorced Normans chillin' below the water shed were mistaken for snow men when the nutcase squirrel miraculously abolished the...
I once saw a bunch of dwarves hiding under the staircase in the basement of my house. I was severely stoned at the time, so I'm almost 70% sure...
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