I never really understood the whole facebook thing. Why would you want all your friends, family, and mild acquaintances to know everything about...
Over time, most drugs stop having the same blissful effect that they have at the start. Then you need to increase your dosage to reach the same...
I've had similar dreams, but instead of a woman it was a rhino. Kind of disturbing. Not at all sexy. I probably shouldn't be sharing this.
Misfits of nuclear science take everything radioactively. EQUAL
Mike Tyson singing Phil Collins. Greatest scene in cinematic history. Best movie ever. Sarcasm!
I used to live in an apartment below an alcoholic who would vomit punctually and loudly at 3:13 each morning. It sucked. But I was also 1 block...
Louise usually never gets stoned. Y R U M T
I never have yet seen a more troubling scene Than my manliness shrunk to the size of a bean Whenever the wettest winds blow into town
Was this in one specific scene, or do you mean in general that's what he was after?
NES. I used to be able to score a goal in Ice Hockey off the face-off in 6 seconds flat!
Others can't really push you into the darkness - you have to allow yourself to be pushed.
I hate fat children.
I was propositioned by a prostitute once outside a gas station convenience store. She was NOT attractive - it gives me shivers to think about how...
I get calls like that all the time from the Shiloh Baptist Church. Don't know how they got my number, but I can't seem to remove myself from...
Fergie's awesome underwear needs action. FLORA
Do they seriously not teach the Constitution in schools anymore? That's kind of scary. I think you may be right - the government doesn't want us...
Thanks for the help. Looks like I have a raccoon-murdering project this weekend. Good times!
2 for 1 gallons of ice tea at the supermarket!
My cult will worship the potato, in all of its wondrous forms. We'll play sports with baked potatoes and have the ladies participate in mashed...
That's it, I'm calling the cops...
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