Approximately eight skinny americans smoking below the water pipe were condemned to ergonomic chairs when the US bedroom bureau abolished the word...
Somebody powders a donut every Sunday. SAUCE
"If you're here, and I'm here, then isn't it our time?"
I don't like to sleep naked because when I roll over my penis ends up wrapped around my leg and it's quite uncomfortable.
I don't want to be vulgar. I just want the appearance of vulgarity.
When we eventually destroy the Earth and have to live on giant space stations somewhere out in the vacuum of space, will we still live by the same...
Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
By bad movie, I mean a movie that, despite how much you may love and enjoy it, when you're completely honest with yourself you have to admit that...
Don't be silly. Librarians are never that helpful. Not even the magical ones.
Effing. As in, "My full name is Ely Effing North." I think that's going to be my firstborn's middle name. What do you think?
I was walking along the side of a reservoir just after nightfall, and this blue light in the sky just over the tree line started zipping around at...
Maybe the cosmic justice of God is way beyond what our feeble human minds could possibly comprehend. Just because some religious tenets may not...
Waking life is real. Dreams are just as real. Everything we experience is reality, whether we perceive it with our waking mind or it comes from...
All tired assholes tell stupid tales. V B S O I
Move to Mexico and join a drug cartel. You'll have to learn Spanish, or you'll die. That's some great motivation to learn!
This is why I never use any type of technology whatsoever. Never, ever.
Tales of Power by Carlos Castaneda. The fourth one in his series. A great set of books.
What are your sources of wild wheat?
I'd be miserable. She turned out to be incredibly needy and depressed and depressing.
I used to drive around high or smoking in the car or with weed in the car all the time. All the time. I've only been pulled over by the cops...
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