My mom, my little brother and his friend, and I all went down the road from our house a little ways to the swamp, and since the swamp is all...
Man, as I've said of the sixties so many times before--I wasn't even born then, and I still miss it! I would literally give my right ear just to...
I, however, would rather see the worlds biggest string of balls. One long enough to wrap around the moon, I think. Stop flashing me, man, not that...
You mispelled clear, and failed in making the words bold. Besides, you used only two periods rather than three, where three indicates an extended...
Dude.... whats with all these comments like "A mom always knows" and "parents aren't stupid"? If they're stupid enough to forget the condom,...
HEY!! no fair--I posted it no more than a week ago, man. With a joke that good you ought to check to make sure nobody else has posted it....
Dude=Wart/mole on a mule's buttocks.
:D mine won't fit in a toilet paper roll anymore... it did a year ago though.. :D now I feel big :)
I'd break out the video camera and make 24 hours of video for future reference while masturbating!
No, it's actually completely apart from the school system--my mom teaches me from workbooks, and once a year I take an assessment test to prove...
That was my favorite book of all time! I love it--I didn't even like Sci-fi till I read that, now Sci-fi is all I read. What a great book......
I'd burn the american flag any day, but never any other countries flag (even if I lived in a different country). I'd do this because I think not...
Wait--that's here, man. Now pass the radishes.
Lol--I'm actually fortunate enough to be out of the school system. I'm homeschooled, which isn't much fun either, but at least I don't have to put...
Ok.... This entire theory is based on the idea that the universe is infinite, not in a circular fashion as some believe but in a linear...
wow... I was way too stoned when I wrote that... I can't believe anybody read the whole thing.
Hey, I'm 14... I smoke weed a lot, and I think my dad has adopted a great outlook on it--He can't control it, and the more he tries to control it...
I can't keep a grin off my face when I hear that the teenage mind is getting a little respect. I'm really used to being ignored due to my age. :)
I don't know why it's so hard for you to take a life--in the end, it's only a life. Thousands more were snuffed out in the same second. It only...
I think peta is full of morons who just want to make a big stink...
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