Oh! Fair enough. Cuz the only thing I said was that I'm unable to find my prostate :D
I did? You're amazingly good at misreading posts...
Assuming? Who said I'm assuming? I'm way past that phase! :eek:
Then stop trying, cuz you clearly suck at it, so bad and in so many ways. And no, it's not in her interest. It's in your lower head's interest...
She must be a very nice and nonchalant person to get "upset" about you cheating on her and with a prostitute. If a partner did that to me I'd bite...
Nop. I often use a vibrator while jerking off, but I've never found my prostate, even when using fingers. Time to get myself a GPS, I guess...
Precisely! This is the best to put it. :cheers2:
Around.
Have her change the nail polish. I'd recommend a color that matches that of your eyes. It'd look amazing, the marks on your neck matching your...
Weird? Of course not! I'm not an animal and still stand up for animal rights, I'm not a woman (nor am I straight) and still stand up for the...
She mentioned she had a boyfriend and you still hit on her. Sorry buddy, but imo you had it coming. Like has already been stated above, if she...
Mine tastes like chinese spring rolls.
That's a different thing cuz she already knew what she was getting into. A completely different thing is when a woman is expecting her mate to be...
:cheers2:
Meaning you don't have one? Strange... :confused:
Try some chastity pants. P.S: Since you guys have already tried masterbation, I suggest you'd now try masturbation. Thousand times better, trust me!
My thoughts exactly! :D
I smell fascist blood...
Thanks Fingermouse! You gave me great advices! :) I'm able to read any kind of English literature, I just don't do it that often because for...
I really wanna speak an english as good as possible, but I don't have many opportunities for practicing. When reading sentences and even long...
Separate names with a comma.
