I have a ten inch dildo that I've never been drunk enough to use. And the dog ate my vibrator. (ewww) So it's been a while since I've masturbated....
She's just trying to get on your nerves. To be fair, though, you hippies do suck. Viva la establishment!
Wait, apparently this thread isn't what I thought it was about.
I named my oldest son from 2010: Odyssey Two. Nikolai, after the astronaut.
I'm off for good friday, the kids are at the sitters, and there is a Dr. Who marathon on. Life is good right now.
No boobage for you, mister.
Did anyone see that t-shirt hell shirt? I'm not a jew, I'm jew-ish.
But it's so gratifying.
My husband is fat, which is the problem. He has a bit of sleep apnea too, I think. He stops breathing sometimes.
I honestly never thought I was the one with the problem, but you may be right. It would also explain why I require 12 hours minimum. lol
All so true. Also, older guys have sown most of their oats. Mine came to me ready for a family and was thrilled that i already had kids. He didn't...
I'm a VERY light sleeper. The mere disturbance of air from someone in my doorway wakes me up. :(
Do any of you snore? My husband snores. I make him sleep on the couch most of the time. Is it unhealthy to want seperate bedrooms? I broached the...
You're absolutely right. My husband is too lenient with me.
I should be in the kitchen right now!
I wanted to do that to my kids ceiling, but they ceiling is too high even with a chair. I spelled out their names with stars on the wall instead.
People who attribute human emotions to animals. "Look, Sir Snuggles is giving kisses to Mr. Fluffykins!" No, your cat happens to have bacon...
I will also be outside smoking a cigarette. No drunk people here though.
Sweet, you named your dog after a character from the lord of the rings.
Fucking hippies.
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