Heck yeah!
It really depends on how much I've been drinking.
I met my husband on a dating site. okcupid.com He's the one I'm currently boning, when he's been a good boy.
I'm on anti-seizure meds (not for seizures, though) and no one ever said anything about not smoking pot to me. What are you taking?
You don't have to be in "mom mode" all day every day. I'm sure the other moms know what I mean lol. You'll kill yourself trying to be the perfect...
He got a vasectomy, and I got a tubal ligation, so we're not really worried about it lol.
I hope everything works out for you, sweetie. Can I give some advice? :) Parenting is not a 24/7 job. It took me a long time to realize that,...
It takes me thirty seconds. I have to go within 45 seconds of feeling the urge.. I'm being screened for colon cancer.
I lifted my son Nathaniel up over my head when he was a baby and was talking all kinds of baby talk. He threw-up in my mouth.
How about aggressive Asian woman drivers?
I dreamt that I was giving birth with all three of my kids before I knew. With my first one, I gave birth to a skeleton in my dream. He was two...
I like calling my baby my delicate flower. It's funny because there is nothing delicate about her. And my son Nick is Sputnik, because he has an...
You guys. Wow. Put a lot more thought than I do for breakfast. I just grope blearily into my fridge and eat whatever I find. usually leftovers.
Tea. Earl gray. Hot. [IMG]
I told that rhyme to my boys before bedtime. I am STILL awake because they think Peter is going to eat the baby because she has a big head. My two...
It's one of my fondest wishes to sleep with a greasy skillet under my pillow, dear. ^_^
I went for a visit to my grandmother's house last weekend. She's moving to Florida after thanksgiving, so she sent me home with some stuff....
Copious cigarettes.
I like chubby. I've been over to the fat side a couple of times. Once with a former boyfriend, and now with my husband. I can honestly say I don't...
I get a lot of flak from other parents, too. Mostly for saying things like, "Hey! You guys said you could hang!" To my two and three year old....
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