I'm a big fan of most drugs in moderation, but at the end of the night I must admit I do like a few tokes of the ol' mary jane. It helps me wind...
Either that, or some fundy would've clubbed me to death with a giant pot roast. Ahhh, the irony.
See, that's why LSD is the only way to go. It makes you happy and everything becomes so beautiful. Edit: Except my nose. That thing seems to...
*puts car keys down* I'm glad you said something before I asked the local grocer where the Baby Fur Seal Crunch was.
Haha. Nice....
Other than legal ramifications, I can't for the life of me understand why anybody would drink alcohol over smoking pot. I much prefer the...
This coming from the guy averaging 400 posts a month? You'll hit 10k in less than two years.
Lord knows I do. And I hate the smell of burnt rubber.
You know, I never had that problem until the past 6 months or so. I used to drink anything and as long as I didnt' damn near poison myself, I...
Nope. Just Fruity Pebbles. Love that shit. It's like the crack of breakfast to me. I don't like eating breakfast, but I'd eat Fruity Pebbles...
Exactly. Beer is about the only alcohol I worry about quality in. Everything else is going to be ice cold and probably mixed anyway, so why fuck...
They better start making organic Fruity Pebbles to go with my organic milk and poptarts, or I'll off myself by next tuesday. You think I'm...
It pays to read the whole thing.
Thank god. First you guys attacked my milk. I thought you were about to attack my cereal next. You can't take my cereal. I love it, and I wont...
Not me. When it comes to alcohol, I go gutter-slumming all the time. He'll, I even drink that nasty 211 Steel Reserve shit.
GM as in General Mills?
I think that was more about his boss than his job.
yeah, you are ill-equipped to be a bitch, but you make a mean grilled cheese sandwhich, so it evens itself out.
Save your ass? How so? By continuing, and worsening the situation by making somebody think you are have feelings for them that you aren't? The...
You just wanna mud wrestle. I know your type. Pervert.
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