ugggggg..old dude!!
forbidden for referencing the visually challenged and the scooping of excrement in the same sentence.
lucky you.
bet it taste like boone's farm.
me too. i had my car broken into. little fuckers busted out my passenger window and ripped out my cd player. bastards.
forbidden for helping blind people only halfway across the road.
10' tall and bullet proof. especially when im on pcp.
walks around in a thong rubbing his nipples singing "peanut butter puddin suprise"
forbidden for making fun of fat people
says loo, instead of bathroom. i mean come on are you serious?
i tried to give cpr to a dead body once.
forbidden for being a cripple
shot by someone from atx for thinking atx is a vehicle. atx= austin tx
you keep that picture under your mattress for easy access.
dude you should have just let it go and said "Surprise!", or "Happy birthday!" or something
long long ago in a galaxy far far away
tune in next week and we will be talking to kermit the frog.
likes to grab his ankles, i you know what i mean.
as time rolls on you will think about your youthful 500 post days.
absolutely nothing productive happened today except i watched full metal alchemist all fucking day. i love fridays :sifone:
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