Once upon a time, (third week of August,1979 is as exact as I can get), I was in a rowboat on Lovewell Pond in Fryeburg, Maine, adrift at midnight...
WOW, I just now remembered this… I’m 71, and this was when I was 15. In my first wet dream (as I remember) I was fucking Nancy , a high-school...
Ohhhh, This is developing into the greatest edging session I’ve had since puberty. this might be one for the “Stoya” Fleshlight my wife got me...
Took a Viagra about an hour ago. Been stroking ever since and it feels amazing!. Problem is, I can’t decide who in my spank bank I’m going to cum...
It’s Saturday afternoon… dropped a Cialis that kicked in a little while ago. Switching back and forth between a few of my favorite video images: A...
Candy Loving coaxed some unbelievable ropes from my throbbing member back in the day. She still does. Ordered an old copy from “theBay” last...
Just left the drugstore, I’ll be heading home soon to masturbate with my pharmacist’s smile in my mind. One of these days…
Hmmm… And this is a problem exactly HOW? I’ve dreamed of doing that since I can remember.
The song I associate most with masturbation is “Imaginary Lover” by Atlanta Rhythm Section. Every chord, note and lyric drips with autoeroticism...
Here’s another one that always makes me lose my “Self Control”. Laura Branigan makes me cum so hard, especially when I see her in “the pose” So...
Ok, I’m breaking the tie. My hand it is, And the winner is the most beautiful (IMO) woman ever to appear in a James Bond film (except Diana Rigg)...
That was a quick reply - any other votes?
Not yet. Popped a Cialis a little while ago. Recently I’ve been playing my favorite masturbation games - seeing how long and thick (sorry, not...
There are three that have really set my dick throbbing of late: Dana Delany, Michelle Ryan (before leaving Eastenders and after returning)...
About 20 years ago, I'd been living in Arizona, and things just hadn't worked out. I was getting ready to move back east, on the edge of...
Yeah, I was.Put it down to true love…and an extra dose of Cialis yesterday.LOL! And anyway it was not her current face I was jerking to … And...
Yea, her shoe size is readily available out there. At the moment, I am watching a movie called “What Happens Later”, starring and directed by Meg....
So was this one, before the surgeons got to her. Oh, I positively ADORED Meg Ryan. I wanted to rub my dick against her soles and cum all over...
Lost my edge for the time being, sorry…going to grab my trusty ‘79 Playboy
Ooooh,… now I’m lightly stroking my frenulum and slamming on the brakes just in time…for now…. Watch this space
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