d00d ur gurl sux
I've started a collection of std's...I figured AIDS is the worst next to my raging (and quite exotic) strain of syphilis
I'll have sex with anyone, so feel free to toss me in somewhere - must be AIDS friendly
I was a chess-club stoner, but everyone (seriously, pretty much everyone) smoked weed and was cool with everyone else for the most part
I want a chainsaw! But then again, I want a lot of t'ings
not too into it i like opiates, but not enough to get into some real banger shit. i had a time with it and for the most part i'm done. i...
So I walked into a bar
Weed Alceehawl Salvia LSD Shrooms MDMA MDA Meth some sort of dpt or some shit, i don't remember coke ketamine tuss hydrocodone OCs opana damn my...
I have nothing against getting drunk at inappropriate times - you just have to be able to handle it and not ralph all over the front stoop of a...
Get in contact with Re:Animated on facebook Also Mammoth - I have a friend that is apparently working with them that has been doing some cool...
I just saw some kid puke BIG TIME outside of a 'fancy' Italian restaurant at 6 pm on a Sunday. Not the weirdest, but it was lullz
stairs count as one room, sliding down the banister as i ejac my way down. sometimes i can't get a nut for each room, so i drink lots of water and...
i masturbate in every room of the house when i'm bored. all at one time. omnipresence is my new thing
-dead-
If you pizza when you're supposed to french fry, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME
Really bad ones that make you feel really good.
I'm back, I might break it. I've picked up a really good habit of destruction lately.
I can only get off if my balls are dragging along somebody's face.
Supposedly goats milk makes the best cheese, but I think it's gross...I don't like milk either - but cow milk cheese is so much tastier. If...
Cuz he's silly and makes my belly laff
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