Because banana peels don't do it for me anymore.
Well that will help with the unemployment number-sorry couldn't resist. It's ugly out there. A lot of people in their 50's who are unemployed...
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/08/06/us-credit-downgrade-history_n_920280.html?ref=fb&src=sp#sb=116702,b=facebook The downgrade of the U.S.'s...
Years ago we got 'pulled over' on the boardwalk in Ocean City, NJ. We were walking along and my friend was bumping into the cops walking beside...
It was Stand & Poor who gave all of those great banks, mortgage companies, and mortgage bonds AAA ratings. The ratings won't make a difference to...
http://www.wired.com/underwire/2011/08/ken-kesey-first-lsd-trip/ "Magic Trip follows Kesey’s adventures, including leading a band of LSD-taking...
I don't blame you feeling that way-I can't go to zoos-it's too depressing looking at the animals in their cages. And most of the people gawking...
In prehistoric times there was a greater percentage of oxygen in the air-allowing animals and plants to grow much bigger. Mammals now rule the...
Work there for a few months and start looking for another (better) job. It's easier to find a job if you've worked somewhere for awhile....
I live in Philly. Pot's more expensive here that the west coast-and we don't have the great variety-but I walk around smoking at night on a...
Here's to hoping there are lots of bloody crime scenes.
http://gizmodo.com/5826077/heres-how-us-spies-will-find-you-through-your-pics "Iarpa, the intelligence community’s way-out research shop, wants...
I'm not trying to explain or take her actions into account when I say this- Is it possible that you feel like you have no control in any of this...
He'll get done with his 14 year old phase about the same time that you're done with your 20 year old phase. :) To CrazedTao- educate yourself...
Buy some ginger-real ginger-the root. Some honey. And a lemon. Heat up some water-put a few slices of ginger in it. Let it steep for awhile....
http://www.bpru.org/cancer-studies/ Johns Hopkins University "CANCER STUDY We are seeking volunteers with a diagnosis of cancer to participate...
It's an 18 year old car. It might have a great engine-but everything else is going to start to go. It's the small stuff that's going to kill...
What happens when your blood pressure goes up or your back flares up? How about doing what mothers have done for the last few million years-you...
Yea I tried writing that a few times-always came out too negative-although it probably needs to be.
Congratulations! You must have reached oneness with the universe- or maybe just your toilet.
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