I have too many to pick a favorite but one that comes to mind was a time when I was briefly taking Ambien for a sleep disorder. The thing about...
She did look bored, but then she usually does. Pence’s wife didn’t look bored at all as she conspicuously snubbed Trump’s attempt to greet her....
63 and still cum like a fountain fortunately. I love it when the first blast hits a girl in the back of the throat when she’s not expecting it....
He should have taken John Oliver’s offer. :)
Bought and paid for. Thomas has to go already.
Oh Canada! That’s the Matterhorn, stupid. In Switzerland. [ATTACH]
Patel is a cock eyed whackaloon.
Apparently, Shit Head was given a globe for Christmas.
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Trending google search the day after the election: “What is a tariff?” demonstrates that Trump voters have no idea what they voted for.
MTG plans to introduce legislation this week to change the name of the Gulf Of Mexico. Raskin will eviscerate her. What the fuck is going on...
Canadian broadcaster says that being north of the USA is “like living upstairs from a meth lab.”
Today I learned that electric heat is itchy and that I should be running my dishwasher 4 times. He’s a babbling idiot.
There’s too much irony in your post to even attempt to address. Your mind is gone and the people in your life look at you differently than they...
Not yet Eric. We, as sane people have to hope that once this mind fuck passes into history that things will return to normal. Of course that...
Trump is whining on social media about flags being at half staff during his inauguration. There is literally no bottom to his classlessness....
The only thing more white trash than Trump are his brainwashed supporters. You bought it. Now pay for it. Again.
Yep. Nobody’s licking hairy balls ever. It’s not the 70s anymore. I had a girl stop blowing me once to ask if I always shaved like this? I said...
I had a FWB for a while that loved lipstick and nail polish as part of her sexual getup. She’d call me out of nowhere and ask “what time and...
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