Fucks the skulls of 70 year old women
Sweet. Always wanted to try one
What the balls?
I believe in an afterlife if that counts.
I like adrenaline rushes
You win the lottery you lucky bastard
I hate the fact that I'm addicted to terrible pop music
Good i'm not the only desensitized one
You win a pack of crackers
You should make decorative ornaments with slogans on them
Just shoot it out a nearby window. No mess!
Jenkem!
Either my place or her's... can't remember.
Naked skydiving, he lands in the cold ocean and swims to a dock, where he thinks he's safe... and then gets eaten by sharks.
My body is a jungle of hair
You could always drug them, but you won't.
This would probably be the number one coolest way to die
Damnit I've only been here for like a month. I don't qualify! Do you hate me?
I kept getting banned so I went back. People can read my posts, I don't care.
My nipples are constantly puffy
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