Is this the band with that weird squid thing on the cover?
5. I think I'm an all around, pretty average guy.
I've had people tell me I'm attractive, but then again... nobody's going to walk up to you and say "Hey, you're ugly!".
Pasta!
Yep, just plain old buttcake
That's terrible.
He's complaining about chafing? Who cares, if you chafe it means it was really tight and/or vigorous... Which usually means awesome. Tell him to...
All I've heard was their earlier stuff and definitely wasn't into it... and I used to be a pretty big metal fan too.
Internet radio is so lame. I'll admit though, I use the last.fm recommendations thing or pandora (pandora's usually way off tho) to try and find...
Awesome people? At least I'm not the only one...
Just say something like "Man, I'm not gay or anything... but I just wanna grab that package of yours and put it in my mouf"
Fap fap faptop
If you're both straight and comfortable with that, how could it come off gay?
Nobody deserves blueballs either to be realistic here.
I should be running linux, but I can never get my wireless card to configure. So for now, a stolen copy of XP home edition
Have a laugh.
It's called pregame jiz
I was red for a while! With my long ass signature... good times!
Neg rep club! W00t w00t
Your dog before your lover?!
Separate names with a comma.
