I wish I was masturbating. Does that count?
Um... YES PLEASE!
True TNP is afraid of sharks.
True TNP likes Tom Cruise.
Give you a proper noodling?
Mmmmmm...
Not that I know of TNP likes the music of Frank Zappa.
Thats hot...
Very true. TNP is easily aroused.
Love to 80's big tit porn!
She would do it!
Ive been edging all day...
As i slide my hand up and down the length of my shaft, balls to head, i am fighting the urge to let go and ejaculate. I know the reward wiil be...
I am. Its blissful...
Ive been edging 6 hours now. I am so close to cumming. What would you tell me to push me over the edge?
At home and naked.
Sure.
It tastes so good!
I am rock hard and oozing precum down my shaft...
Thats the only way to do it, and im doing it now!
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