Thank you
gorgeous
Buttholes open, probably. CKA
Kalen. I have nothing interesting or funny to say.
Robbers steal *edit* damn I must've been tired I didnt even finish that one.......
Oompaloompas masturbate profusely apw
Jamie is 13 1/2 lbs but is 26 inches long so I guess it makes her look skinny or something because people around here are always asking me if she...
Yeah I hear you. I actually had an old woman tell me recently that most women can't breastfeed because their milk "just isn't strong enough" so...
I was thinkin the same thing. We live in a really small town and around here everyone tries to get babes on solids fast so they don't have to buy...
Haters always yodel. TAB
It would've been awesome though........*sigh
Trust me it doesn't work...they go after you in the parking lot and it's not fast enough to get away from them. I found out the hard hard way
semen
Everything is pointing to waiting for me too so I think I will just tell everyone to back off about it and not rush her into something she isn't...
Jamie just turned 4 months old, and I am exclusively breastfeeding. Everyone is pushing me to give her solid foods, but I just don't think she is...
Elmo
I loooove watermelon
yesterday
ebonics
Pussy farts are a good thing; they just mean that shit's gettin fucked right tee hee
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