That sounds delicious. Make me a sandwich and I'll, uh, make you a hemp bracelet...? That's what hippies do, yes? Trade food for hemp? And,...
I was thinking about it.... I have worked a few places, but neglected to continue coming in to work every day since I was drunk and/or stoned....
Yes it truly does. Especially when you've fucked yourself over and have nothing to put on an application because you spent your youth...
PS2. Definitely. There's so many good games for it, and then you can wait for the next gen prices to go down in a few years after you've gone...
My tinnitus requires a fan for the white noise. Otherwise I'll stay up for hours just listening to the perpetual ringing. I also need it to be...
I take up my whole twin size bed since I tend to roll around alot in my sleep. I take up over half a queen size bed when I'm at my guy's and he's...
Every single day. I have strange sleeping habits. But I enjoy them.
Hahahahaha....fucking Beastie Boys. Anyway, as for looking older, go sit in a tanning bed for a few years. Sucks the youth right outta ya.
Being an asshole's better than being a pussy. I only get fucked when the pussy's so dirty you can't tell the difference.
Oh, I like Sublime as well, but he had the wrong definition. Come on, man. If you love the band you should at least know why they named...
No, actually. sub·lime Audio Help /səˈblaɪm/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[suh-blahym] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA...
So you're enigmatic, are you?
Anything by the Pixies makes me want to have fast, fierce, dirty sex. Anything by Portishead makes me want to have sex of the more intimate...
Like a sweaty, slightly moist vagina?
If you hold your tongue and try and say it, it sounds like: "I was raised on a pile of shit with assholes all around me." :D
Me? Thanks. [img] If this wasn't directed towards me, then I suppose I look like an egotistical asshole. Now, I don't mind if people think I'm a...
*holds tongue* I was raised on a pirate ship with apples all around me. ......if you don't get it, then obviously you weren't raised on...
Body hair is sexy. That pic up there is a bit too much, but my last two boyfriends have had back hair and it never bothered me none. The current...
Sarcastic. Witty.
I've been with a man who was like, maybe 2 1/2, 3 inches erect, as I've said before. Before that, size didn't matter. Now it does. I don't want...
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