Here's a pretty girl name: Rosalind. Rose for short. Or Calliope. Cal for short. Or Amelia. Or Alice. Or Emily. I could think of a million names.
Congratulations. :D I'm really very happy for you two. Your baby could not grow up in a warmer, more loving family.
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Oooooooo I forgot about Evil Dead. Second was the best when everything starts laughing...
Are you still going to stick with Blockbuster? Dude, I've been a selling machine lately. :D Last week I was one of the top sellers in my...
Make it a top 6 and add Forgetting Sarah Marshall... Fucking hilarious. :D
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Dance like nobody is watching. I did that once, and it turned out someone was watching, and then I got made fun of for it for months to come....
Radio makes me wanna throw up-io. 'cept for some of the oldies stations. Shit, I can't wait 'til rap and metal and such is considered oldies.
You know what's not funny? Yeast infections. ... No, wait, those are hilarious....what was it I was thinking of again? Oh. Yeah. Queen...
I LOVE MILK. I would drink it straight from the cow's titty. Hmmmm....unhomogenized.
Hmm..imagine if that is how you had babies? If the children just shot right out of the wang like that?
So THAT'S how babies are made.
Good way to get food, the potluck thing. Not just for the food they bring, but for the folks themselves. Make a nice little dish full of poison...
My phone and computer speakers pick up other peoples phone calls occasionally. Also, once, my computer speakers picked up a Ham Radio or a covert...
I don't understand why so many people kiss Johnny Depp's ass like he's some golden god. Sure he's a good actor, and I'd totally bone him, but...
Not bad. Good construction and they even taped a toy for the youngin'. Nice, nice.
I don't think they should reprise Joker at all. Heath Ledger owned that role completely.
Did you bring enough lube for the rest of the class?
I shaved my head last summer, and I loved it. I recommend doing it...although it probably will impede upon you getting a job. But, depending on...
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