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He didn't sing about satan...
People who can't admit that they were wrong or made a mistake
:D Or super-glue your japs-eye closed:p
Sweeny Todd, I saw it stoned first and giggled my way through, then a year later I saw it again, sober, big mistake. IT SUCKS!!
Yeah, but be sure to tie a knot in first! And don't be embarrassed about whatever you're doing with it, condom disposal is a normal part of sex....
If you're having sex and you think you're gonna cum too soon, think of something nasty like a granny taking a dump, or a cockroach crawling on...
Friend on acid: Will life ever be normal again? Will I be able to just go to school tomorrow? Me: We have no school tomorrow! Everybody:...
Wank sometime before you have sex
Very good! I went to the dam alone 2 years ago! It was my first time travelling alone but I had an awesome time and i'm sure you will too. I still...
Just like women
Smoke a nice joint
€40/g over here, but it's mostly junk
Amen to that!
That's really interesting! I really didn't know native americans used lighters!
Guinness farts.. They could peel paint off the walls
Good idea! 4.20 would be a good time. Then you would always have an excuse to smoke up!:)
The internet is full of videos of guys using vibrators on themselves, copy one of them
You speak the truth!! I actually work in a newsagents that sells these magazines and you just described the people who buy every issue, the fat,...
Hey thanks! It just seems impossible to me, that's why I think it's stupid..
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