haven't a clue but i'll take a guess. The circle is actually a bike wheel, and when he went over the stop line he got hit by a car.
Yeah, i've met some nice cypriot people here, some of them are really friendly (make you feel welcome)
you takin the piss?
go ahead and do some riddles
no
A man is alone on an island with no food and no water, yet he does not fear for his life. why?
ok really quick, are you cheating? lol
going to take a silly guess and say the man was made from water...lol
this is an easy one The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What...
yes, these must be too easy
nope
is monday the name of his horse?
well guess i will have to do better than that then :-) i'll have a couple more for you all when both of them have been sloved...if you want me...
What goes around the world but stays in a corner?
You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you eat?
yeah, just thought of a couple
well that was a bit short lived
ok, it's easy really, you'll probably think errrrgggggg, is THAT it! the answer is... the unopened package was his parachute
lol... that's a good guess but not right, do you all want the answer? then i can think of some more
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