Depends. After a good vindaloo, it'd be pretty hot. Oh.....not what you meant?
I did it once, but I didn't swallow, so I got mad with me and dumped myself. I don't see me anymore.
Give me $5 and I'll guarantee you have one. If you don't, I'll cheerfully refund double your money after 30 days. :)
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Me too, but I drank from the toilet before I kissed her goodbye....
Bite her. Bark. Run around in circles yapping, chasing your own tail. Act surprised if you catch it. Seriously, how can "she's giving me...
Ok, I'm starting @ 50... Add 10 if you are a virgin. 50 -Subtract 5 if You have had sex before. 45 -Subtract 5 more if you have had sex with...
I've actually represented a couple. One was an ex airline stewardess who was simply stunning, as well as being very intelligent. After the...
How to Get Laid 101 Step 1. Get yourself $200. Step 2. Find a hooker. Step 3. Introduce said $200 to said hooker. Step 4. You will get...
Boomgaloonger (n) Slang term for stimulation of the penis by sliding it between the breasts or buttocks without actual penetration. (See also...
Had an ex who did it as a matter of course. Damn, I still miss her. And not just because of that.
As others have said, assuming you really do this, you will shortly need the services of 2 professions. Medical, when the unwilling participants...
I now have a goatee. Yesterday I had a full beard. Tomorrow I may be clean shaven.
1 Get 3 feet of garden hose and a billiard ball. 2 Suck said billiard ball all the way through the hose. 3 When that has been achieved,...
Umm. I'm guessing that you meant Good heavens old chap, you are an extraordinary sort of fellow! Long may your radical ways endure, my friend!...
Have been with only 3 maybe 4 who could do that, and even then not often. Pity that is is not a better understood phenomena....most people, like...
When I'm with my partner, at least daily, usually 2x daily. Guys, never go more than 3-4 days without it. The seminal fluid builds up in your body...
Great. I just wasted 2 minutes of my life to see a picture of a chick licking a stuffed panda in the eye. What DID we do before the 'net??
Random fact. I don't have a dog.
Research shows that an 80 kilo (176) pound man has a penis that weighs 700 grams when erect (about a pound and a third). Lose 10 kilos (22...
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