No, our SWAT team is fucking insane. Not "wow, they're tough, I want to be like them" insane, but "why are these people allowed to carry firearms...
You're fucking serious?
To a degree, that can be true. Depends on the job. Automation in manufacturing, for example, creates more jobs than it eliminates...And safer...
Dunno. What I DO know is we need about another 10 detectives, minimum. Homicide isn't so bad, but the poor bastards in property crimes get NO...
None. Would you ask a proctologist to operate on your throat? You get the police you put up with, just like anything else. I've been on the...
Just your average middle-aged homicide detective. Oh, yeah, I'm getting rich on this paycheck. No, really. I'm a real 1%er. Truth? We maybe...
Yeah, I'm terrified. That's what the national guard is for. Me, I'm basically a glorified janitor. People decide to kill other people, I try to...
Nope. You're the one that despises all of your countrymen. I mean, the teabaggers hate the lefties, but at least they tend to like each other....
LOL!! That's why we're already at war with Iran, right? I mean, he's had 4 years and he could have very easily won some points with the center...
Hey, I'd like to tell you guys about how much fun I had oppressing the masses today. Had a call waiting when I got into the precinct this...
Yep. Thanks, by the way. You guys have really opened up my eyes.
Well, fuck you too, good buddy. We call non-cops "civilians" because it helps us to avoid the "everyone is a perp, some just haven't been caught...
You do realize that you and people like you are the root cause of most of the nation's problems, right?
Three things: 1. Welfare doesn't make a dent in your tax dollars. We spent multiple times the figure listed on TARP alone. If you want to see...
No. It gives them the right to say whatever you like without being arrested or otherwise penalized by the government. That's it.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duverger%27s_law No exceptions.
Sure, by the strict definition. But we refer to non-cops as civilians. It's slang, but it works for us.
Great. So vote for Romney, and you get drone strikes AND a land war in Iran. Way to go.
Depends. How many Lee Harvey Oswalds can you stuff in a book repository? Not that it matters. Gary Johnson has about as much chance of being...
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