I give this response 5 out of 5 stars.
Well, if you put precious gems on anything then yeah, it becomes a luxury item.
Unless you live in Thailand where it's considered acceptable, you will be socially outcast for the rest of your life, with few job opportunities....
Hopefully I can find a girl who I can show this to and she'll fall for it.
Man, I love carpentry. I took woodworking class all through school and loved it. But since I left high school I haven't had access to a shop so I...
I plan my sex on a rigorous schedule set for 0900 hours every day.
What new season? I've been watching Season 5 on Netflix, but usually they let you save stuff in advance if it's about to be released, and I don't...
Tell you what, provided you are over 18 I'll trade my girlfriend to him and he can trade you to me. (my gf doesn't like anal)
That sucks. Do you have any reason to suspect she could be cheating on you? Or maybe she's depressed or having some other inner issues. Or maybe...
Even if you averaged 5 per year for 20 years from age 18 to 38, you'd be there.
Yes, yes it was. Except I was born in the 80's, and I am the best person in recorded time. I pretty much hogged up all the awesome energy for that...
Gives a whole new meaning to "self-service". Like one of the first posters to this thread, I've also done it in a high school classroom during...
Here's some advice: forget about astrology. It's for cute entertainment only, it has no basis whatsoever in science or reality.
Use the force. Also known as rufies. (I kid)
Nothin'. At 23 it's not too late to still do whatever I want to do. :)
Wait, so you're a man and you wrote this? I'm confused. Also disagree with the above poster about the past tense - the past tense is rarely a...
Interesting. I wonder if the scene turned you on because you felt in control of it? That is, you were there and gave your permission. Would you...
Girly girls, but with penises.
And don't forget, high in protein!
"So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?" - Stewie Griffin
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