What makes you think neither of you have an STD? Some of them, like HPV (aforementioned) do not even show symptoms for a while until one day they...
Thanks for shooting yourself. You're doing us all a favor, trust me.
Of course they have condoms. What do you think this is, the Middle Ages?
WTF is a bee-token?
OK, so who are you? [img] PM me if you want.
Would it surprise you if they were wearing... MERKINS? Anyway, now that we've all spilled our guts to you, Lady of the Freaks, why don't you...
I hear there are some fetish videos on the internet dedicated specifically to that.
Yes and no. Do I love confident and assertive women? Yes. Do I feel like I am generally very caring and nurturing? Yes. But at the same time, I...
Yeah, I went to one in Vegas. She basically did a regular massage for 20 minutes or so, saw that my dick was hard under the towel and touched it,...
Who doesn't want to get in your butt? Party in Penny's butt!!! Tomorrow at 10:00. BYOB.
Sloppily stick your tongue down her throat as you firmly grab her buttock. I think that will convince her.
Warning. This is going to be gross and way TMI. But it's a real issue, and it can happen, yes, even to YOU! Getting anal warts. It's...
That sounds REALLY hot!
I don't know what comfort sex is, but when I'm depressed I'm usually not thinking about sex, believe it or not.
Sounds like it's time for a contest!
The original passage the OP is trying to quote was in French, and someone stuck it in an online translator (a la Babelfish). Needless to say, a...
lol are you serious? I have one word for you darling: eBay
Oooh yeah baby, it's so hot when you give up that male info. Oh give it up baby, give it up. Your male info makes me want to touch myself.
OK, just making sure you weren't alluding to some other sort of hipster lingo that I'm not aware of. That is kinda weird. Although I suppose his...
He wanted to bag a big male deer?
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