i don't think i'm doing it right, is it supposed to hurt? damnit, i need a nurse, a double cheeseburger, and a bong-load. oh, and the nurse...
some marijuana OR some sex is what i need to cure this hangover. although, it's not the worst hangover i've ever had, in fact, it's the only...
this i like. trying to drink 3 40 ounces, this i do not like. i need a hot, sexy nurse to comfort me right now. at least i managed to buy a...
i'm out there.
this only makes me that much more sad that i'm not there. i am an expert cuddler. i think you'd appreciate it. in fact, i would make you...
don't break the seal!!!
if only...
i don't drink smirnoff ice. i'm not a girl, but i know who condolangus rice is...
sounds like even I could score with these bitches. so i reiterate: i could go for some pants-off drunk girls.
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i could go for some pants-off drunk girls...
i'll tell you this, once upon a time i said "i would like to try it once." and the "once" i tried it, i took 3, maybe 4 rolls (i can't even...
i've drank about 58 ounces of beer now and i'm still able to construct a grammatically-correct sentence. that bothers me. well, it bothers me...
OMG. where are you going? january 2nd i'm still on break. i have to work on the 5th and classes start on the 7th. my car is horribly unreliable,...
this makes me feel special. thank you eric. connor, def. get to know the dude, it's always fun to roll for free, or at least on a discount. but...
no. i gave that shit up. i started worrying about my brainz. was doing that way too much in a short period of time. however, don't let that...
i'm not at all a fan of vodka. vodka led me to a night of debauchery that i do not like to speak of...
oh bailey, how could no one respond to your thread?! esp. considering the exciting topic of MORE SCHOOL! :p here's mine: Physical Anthropology...
understandable. speaking of, because i consider this a special occasion, and because i'm feeling good enough to declare myself that special, i'm...
it was simple. my best friend wade came over... hold on, i have to go take a piss... okay. so wade came over. wade works at the recycling center...
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