Cloths keeps me from being naked. Naked is not good in public, especially if I see yucky people naked.
I didn't like it.
I'd not have intercoarse sex. Blow jobs are a way better type of sex anyway. Of coarse I'd keep looking elsewhere too, but not for intercoarse.
If years and seconds can be measured, then how can't time be real? Time is just the number of times that a given thing happening at regular...
A chode is a penis wider than it is long. But do they exist? Hmmmmmmmm This is one of the great enigmas of all time.
I'm related to Davy Crockett himself.
I use marijuanna for the following reasons: 1. I'm curious and I do not realize where my curiousity will lead me. 2. I want to experience...
I like women taller than me.
My sex drive increses much if I see a girl. The amount of increase is directly proportional to the attractiveness of the girl and how much skin...
Serious relationships are boring. You see now, I'm the type of guy who likes to roam around. I'm never in one place; I move from town to town. And...
Try having more boyfriends so you can rotate.
Well, I'm assuming that since muscles always make people look better, you want to look not as better. I can't quite figure out why though.
guilty Have you ever seen a ufo?
Why do you want to be less muscular? Do you have more dates than can fit into your schedual?
Science uses explosives and flamable materials. Discuss how the previous sentence relates to Mythbusters.
Fall is the time of year when I put on a spook show. This year will be the "electric in the woods" spooks. And this summer I turn 18 so I can go...
PHRASE ALERT! PHRASE ALERT! What I'm seeing here is an adverb phrase, and it's leaving me confused. If you're implying that I don't get any girls...
This summer I'm going to make my annual goal of getting some action. This summer will be differant though because I'll actually get some.
Actually water is expandable since it just ends up in the same place. I'd shower before going on a date, but I never see any girls so what's the...
Actually I passed it twice since the first time didn't count because my permit expired the next day and I didn't get the liscence part.
Separate names with a comma.