None of the above.
I fucking hate you.
Just like you're fucking retarded, always have been, and for a good reason: Your mother smoked crack and took it in the ass while pregnant with you.
Ahahahahahahahahahaha. Matt wins!
Fun fact: Instead of being mopey and shit, it's better to let this help you remember everything you have to be thankful for. So, you know, quit...
The only thing worse than being too compassionate is being fucking preachy about it. Jesus, Matt, what the hell happened to you? Your dog die...
Not even your mother.
Jesus, Bolt, shut the fuck up.
I'll say it again: No one here would really care if anyone died.
I. Fucking. Hate. Free-form.
That's really fucking digusting. Which is why you rule.
Well, first we would have to care if you died. Which we wouldn't.
It’s spoken through stingy sage that Sulfur shores were formed by a Constant river of gin and scotch Flowing through a desirous heart Lost among...
If your idea of a mean thing to say is "stating the obvious" you're a fucking pussy. And probably some type of bitch-dyke.
Fuck you, you dumb fucking bitch.
Fuck San Francisco in its faggot ass.
I know the way of the hippie, and it's fucking gay.
Hippies. Suck. Horse cock.
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