Well, maybe not the sex, but it'll be funny to press it on the newspaper.
Alright, fine! I'll try to stretch it. Just...kinda...open the window and bend over.
Goddamn, I hadn't though of that. Come October 14th, I'm going to be treated like freakin' God by the womens here.
Bitch, you know where I am. Come and get it.
ONLY HOMOS LIKE FAIRIES. YOU'RE ALL QUEER.
Fuck you. You're going to do my sig, and you're going to like it, you ninny bitch.
Sweeeeet.
I don't care about the sig. Ash is an idiot.
You suck. My book report on The Grapes of Wrath was hilarious.
It's gay.
What about soup?
Will I go to heaven if I do this? [img] Because if not, oops.
I was wondering why you asked if you could imagine I was a 9-year-old girl...
I have booze, but no fucking Patriots fan is getting any. And shut the hell up, Pee-Chugger. If it weren't for me, your anal cherry would still...
A lot of people seem to be under the idiotic misconception that eating red meat immediately means heart problems. What a load of bullshit. The...
What the hell? It's been a good five minutes since I've posted this, and no one's throwing me a parade? Did you fucking druggies already forget...
It's what the bitch deserves for refusing to eat! Take that, little Miss Ghandi with her food strike and her lame excuses. "I'm mentally...
Thanks for creating it after I had been banned, you fucking asshole. :rolleyes:
We’re all dealt the bad hand When we’re lingering in love So I linger a bit longer On the smell of your perfume We’re all hypocritical When we use...
And you thought I was perma-banned. Tsk, silly bitch.
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