We always add 'in bed' to fortunes, makes 'em alot funnier. Like, 'You will receive much recognition at work......in bed'
Well now, your name on your ass kinda makes sense. I mean you're walking down the street and a construction worker says, 'What's yer name baby'...
I smoked for a long time. Then quit for 3 1/2 years. Then smoked for 10. And now I'm quit for 2. I still smoke in my dreams sometimes. And I...
Minnie soda is a wonderful place. Big Wu (great jam band) is from there. You can frollic in the woods. Commune with nature. Hide Grandmas false...
Have you ever walked up to a girl with a name tag and asked what the other one was called? :-)
Girls are wearing these pants now with a word on the butt and I've noticed a few things. 1. If the word is longer than eight letters, the girl...
Everything has the potential for extreme positive and negative. A fresh berry bursting on your tongue or enough food so you have to be...
Bush is the most incompetant, dangerous President ever. Most of us won't vote for him again. Nader is a vote for Bush. Personally, I think Nader...
You'd get a stiff neck
I used to play trumpet and can triple tongue. most girls need a saftey harness.
He's better than a petulant right wing fat boy that can't survive linguistically without sophomoric name calling. You're no hippy, you've sold out...
What are obese Republican Bush lovers doing in a Hip forum anyway? I met MM, he smelled OK. Better than a sour ass right winger. Why are...
I drank half a bottle of jeagermeister camping and barfed out the door of a tent while getting a BJ. So there.
No it isn't offensive and when you get home you can make a nice cucumber salad.
Does anybody juggle during sex? I often like to keep 5 apples in the air during doggy style and spin a couple plates while she's doing cowboy....
My cat morfs into a gazelle influencing me to use odd condiments on my chimichonga.
You are on an alien ship and this delusion is being fed to you to keep you quiet during the long trip back to their planet where they will keep...
No seriously, I was in Noblesville, IN sometime in the 90s for some Dead shows. They used to let you camp in the park there during the shows and...
Like the guy said on the Newlywed game: "In the butt Bob, I'd have to say in the butt"
Everybody comes close to or bonks a cousin at some point, availability and hormones being what they are. I guess a little sibling sex is bound to...
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