my goal is to not be a fuck up. it'll be hard, but i think with some work i can do it. but seriously, i have no idea what i want to do with my...
ooh, please do. i'm sure your ass is just as sexy as the rest of you. : D
you can't tell me my ass ain't big. but it really comes in handy with all the sitting i do. :)
i would eat a cookie, but i don't want to get any taller when i sit down.
well my mom has been telling everyone who will listen horrible lies about me, and wont speak to me, so i sent her an email. i told her she would...
are you calling me a cow?!
idk, but i think i may have it too. if you need to cry, go mutilate an onion. that always helps.
jesus is haunting my house? shit. where did i put my 2x4s and nails?
i'll bake some for ya if you stop by for tea...i need some company. : ) my cookies are much better than any store's, so its worth the walk from...
i haven't, but if i did i'm not sure what she could do to help. i think its just an old house with lots of residual energy...i don't know of...
this is going to sound stupid coming from someone my age, but...me too. almost 17 years feels like a long time...the thought of living to 70 or 80...
i dont have bed bugs, mr. smartypants. :tongue: and if i did, why would they bite my feet? they're like leather.
gosh, you're commiting me to a lot of baking. you get to buy the oatmeal, then. :)
indeed. : D no fork until afterwards though, i don't want you to be tempted.
if you watch it, i'll give you pie.
psh, don't play dumb cate. we all know you totally had an aug. :tongue: boobies that nice can't be real.
did this movie make anyone else want to stab themselves in the eye with a fork? i mean, jesus. sing when you're doing the opera bit. talk when...
cranky...i think maybe people have a bigger problem with your delivery, not your message. people resent being being talked down to. you come...
the only difference is that you probably won't want to enlighten us with your solution to all the world's problems. and we shall be very...
this should be your new pick up line. you'll have to take viagra just to keep up with all the ass you'll get. :D
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