that gives me so many ideas... "hey, did you know you can get high from getting hit over the head with a baseball bat?" "really? awesome!"...
i think i would have a great deal of fun drinking with you. : D
wanting to rape anyone for any reason is unbelievably fucked up.
...smoking ants?
i want to have a really nice quaint little house or apartment near a big city, a loving non-legally married husband, and a job that i like and am...
so, earlier today i started a journal. i figured my first entry sound be a brief summary of my life...the thoughts and memories just started...
no one can rival my badonkadonk. i got junk in the trunk like its nobody's business.
in relation to myself, 10. in relation to world....6. i like myself quite a bit but i can see why others might not.
im not racist either, but i've kinda wondered things along that line. and damnit why is socially acceptable to rag on white people? on the news...
fool yourself into pretending you dont care, so you wont be so tense around him. that nervousness can impede a nice casual conversation and is...
studies show that men consistently overestimate their intelligence. then again, the bell shaped curve of iq levels has almost only men on the...
well, it seems like the ladies are including same sex encounters, so i'll have to revise my total. its probably closer to 25 if i include women....
a tiny tophat? if so, i must patent my idea immediately before other enterprising individuals profit from the vast demand for penis hats.
i think of instant mashed potatoes.....idaho spuds, to be precise.
haha, im really not sure. but now i want to start a line of penis hats.
ive discovered how to tell if someone has my sense of humor. now, just clear your mind. keep a straight face. close your eyes, and imagine......
my body is making a bunch of skin cells to replace the thousands falling off me as we speak. im spawning cell babies! any name suggestions?
i read today that exotic dance/stripping is supposed to be a form of self expression. very engaging, but not very profound. though, titties can...
sweeeeeeet. my tongue is just very concerned with propriety, it doesn't like over-stepping boundaries.
unless he asks. :)
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