i didn't say we were born bad, just selfish. and we all have a different agenda concerning our wants in life, all the people in the world are...
oh...well in that case, let me slip into something more comfortable. :gorgeous: :tongue:
ah! oh god! i'm sorry! the knife...it just slipped and...ah! i didn't mean to! please don't haunt me! i'll make you cookies, ghost cookies! all...
okay, i see where you're coming from. but your idea still has a very basic flaw, and that flaw is not accounting for human nature. we are...
right on, man. right on. : D i have no idea what you're talking about, but clearly the day was a victory.
ohhh. i see.
ooh, do tell! i wanna hear some stories. just to make sure i'm thoroughly terrified before i try to go to sleep tonight. :D
AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!:hysterica
huh?
so i'm sitting here in the living room, and i keep hearing shit banging around. loud enough to be heard over the heater, no less. and my grams is...
i've never been in a fight. as a kid, i always hit first and was bigger than everyone else so i never got hit back. now that everyone has caught...
okay, but only if you dress up like ashton kutchner and let me beat you with a hammer. :)
exactly. people are imperfect, and as long as this holds true, the world/society/whatever they create for themselves will also be forever...
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i think i could find a real flesh and blood sex object and be more satisfied...im sure i could find a couple willing candidates if i put my mind...
this is true...and i'm sure they could make good use of whichever organs aren't destroyed by cirrosis.
well...the destroy him with hammers part sounds appealing. :)
i would rather cut off my left pinkie than have children. if i ever have maternal instincts, i'll babysit again and at least get paid to deal with...
what kinda hearts? cookie? candy? ...human? :eek:
french fries, canned asparagus, pineapple upside down cake. now i feel like a walking tub of lard... : P
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