A man goes into a bar, and sees a donkey sitting at the end of the bar. He tells the bertender, "I bet you ten bucks I can make that donkey...
Granted, but it's the Disney idea of decent. "It's a small world after all..." :D I wish I could be happy all the time.
Granted. It's the ability to emit large volumes of any kind of gas you wish. Of course, you become the "butt" of a lot of jokes... :D I wish I...
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I'll second that idea. Of course, I won't have any kids to look after me, maybe my kid sister or one of my nephews will be there to look after...
Granted. You just drank yourself into the mother of all hangovers. BTW, MJ is ugly as piss anyway. I wish I had the power to rub out any idiot...
Sometimes you just have to let things like that go. You can't change your dad no matter how hard you try, but you don't have to feel bad about it.
Dangermoose, I also caught one of your posts on the Rape from every angle thread. I don't blame you for being extra mad about rape, having...
No problem, I put it up for anyone else who reads these posts too. It's going to be VERY tough for guys to come out about this, even in a forum...
Granted, but you will break your ankle so badly that you'll be on crutches for the rest of your life. I wish I had a hot sexy lover with a...
Actually, you don't have to come out to EVERYBODY to join a campus gay club. Most such clubs are reasonably discreet, and no one should be forcing...
I don't know if you're depressed (a VERY COMMON reaction to being raped and/or abused), but if you are depressed, feeling suicidal or worthless,...
Yes, guys get raped too! And the rapists aren't even necessarily gay; it's usually done by STRAIGHT guys, and the VICTIM is often a gay guy. (Just...
You might start with PlanetOut www.planetout.com. And of course, you have support from us here in the Gay Forum.
Granted, but the only "job" you will get is to be a "rent boy" for some really ugly old and kinky perverts. (Yes, I'm one Yank who knows a bit of...
Granted. Only it's the Nazis that get to determine "what's right". Truth is relative you know! You forgot to grant my wish! :)
Granted, you're now dead! You can't be tired when you're dead... :) I wish I could travel through time at will.
"I hope I die before I get old"... that thought's been around for a while. Actually middle age isn't too bad, sure you're no longer young and...
Granted, but you have to go pick it yourself and endure the same conditions as the laborers. I wish I was the world's funniest comedian.
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