wtf
I'm doing Stenotyping, it's shorthand with a special machine. It's what Court Reporters and Closed Captioners use. I'm probably going to be doing...
One of my favorite episodes ever. :o Ginger Kids
The Reminisce Over You - So unbelievably smooth.
I was almost the guy who got drowned trying to help a friend. A few years back my 5'6 friend got caught in the riptide and started screaming my...
I slept from like 3-9 after some beer pong and drama last night. Got woken up by a phone call from a girl who came over to my dad's house this...
Yeeesssssssssssss.
You'd be less cranky if your vaj had penis breath.
My mom convinced me.
You got into a pissing contest with your huge black penis vs. my large white penis.
You can't contract herpes through dreams, or from a disease free individual.
Of course you do, my sex life is quite titillating. Imagining the magic I create is pretty much the most exciting way you could spend your time....
You spend too much time thinking about my sex life. All that is true btw.
You want it too bad to ever hurt it, but really think about it ... how hard would it be to slap you with a dildo ... or a severed cock?
I know you like to pretend, but I'm actually capable of cock slapping a hoe. Watch your step.
I don't have a vagina, you're confused.
Like the purple haired, one eyed, spaceship captain from Futurama? It's spelled without the "h" but I imagine the pronunciation is identical....
You'd give them up to me for free.
Poor choice of words.
It was the Wimbledon finals, right before the match started.
Separate names with a comma.
