Maybe someone has an idea where I can turn to (besides a lady of the evening) to get my thrills.
Funny you should mention hams. I have dreams of a girl that has 2 boneless hams for an ass. I intimately eat them and wake up with the sheets...
Butts are for pooping and spanking.
Would a dream be a sexual stimuli? I used to have wet dreams.
The only time I ever said "I love you" is during anal.
Thanks DM. Keep up the funny/entertaining replies.
Only if you put a wig on yourself and blind fold me.
bugg.................bug_man Yeah we get it.
Good call.
*I. P. Daily*
You must be stoked out of your gord if you can't read between the lines. Do I have to make everything SO simple for you?
Hmm.
I try not to bang bone smokers. You look like a bone smoker straight off the pages of a gay magazine.
Fat chance gramps. Does your wife know you're here, BTW?
Okay, I'm back. Where were we? Oh yeah..................sexually frustrated ex-girlfriends or something
Damn, I wanna see some fur.
Please don't cry. I don't like to see a grown man cry.
Are you on man-made chemicals right now?
You are a troll. Gone with you!
I've been saying that very same thing.
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