I think any given inmate would love your huge nose probing his ass!
Kind of like Texas. Texas has 2 things, steers and queers. Which one are you?
Just as long as I'm not wearing a suit, I'm okay with it.
Haha! Who the fuck chooses to live in Kansas?
All you have to do is act like you are really into it. Gyrating hips, moans and lots of bobbing.
So does your chin, I'm sure.
Hitler.........Hippies Tomato........Tomatoe All the same
or face down on the floor with a pool of drool around your head?
I think you ladies should submit pictures so that I could decide which is best.
My nuts love beading up with sweat! [img][img]
or between the headboard and the mattress?
SUPRISE! It's the same carrot I had up my ass while I cleaned the house! [img]
You have told us MORE than we needed to know. Go back to school.
1.Get stoned with all the potheads. 2. Quietly leave the house. 3. Call the cops on the stoners from my cell phone. 4. Laugh hardily!
You can practie sucking my dick. I give you permission.
Welcome to Loserhood, douch bag.
I'd reach in my pants and finger my anus in front of everyone on the ride.
1.Get stoned 2. Kick the shit out of the other stoners in the room.
If that's what you do then you need to be shot as well.
Brown sugar describes black women. Gotta love the sistas!
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