The rock on your finger is a signal to other men that you're taken, and by virtue of the fact that you're wearing the signal, you're O.K. with...
definately NAKED! *cleans splooge from keyboard*
Are you still gonna make Harvest Fest this weekend?
O.K. I never would have thought I'd do this, let alone admit it...but... Once when I with this really hot woman, with the tiniest little butt...
probably to disinfect drinking water. That's not a problem for me, seeing as I don't even wash with the stuff, let alone drink it. :) I got that...
Hehehe...my neighbor's goats are in the street. Guess he had a fence blow down.
Hey did you write that? It's funny as shit, and hardly exagerated at all. My homeowner's insurance premium is obscene, and I live inland in a...
29.29 and still falling. It's been raining sideways for hours now, the power is out, trees are falling in the woods behind my house, and through...
Cool...can she play a sitar too, although I could trance out on her without it I'm sure.
Damn, now no one will take my bet. No suckers here. BTW-you're right...she is beautiful. But please excuse me for being to old to know who she...
The dog's laying in front of the fireplace hearth making all kinds of obnoxious noises, chomping away on a raw hide bone. She's totally oblivious...
I thought this was going to weaken to a tropical storm by now. It's still a hurricane, and gettin closer. Fuck! It's already gusting harder here...
Of course hate is the antonym of love. We need to know hate to know love. It's the ying to the yang.
Of course they'll capture him right before the election. I've thought that for months. Anybody wanna bet. I'll give five to one that he's captured...
Holy shit! The rain's going sideways..just like on TV! I'm a little scared....that I'll lose my internet connection :) Nah.
Sorry to hear ladies that the men that are available to you are all such losers. Although I could never be that insensitive to do what you say...
Damn, I knew I should have brushed my teeth this AM instead of getting on Hip Forums. No power = no well pump. I guess I'll be dipping in the spa...
Shit, my power just went down...switching to battery back-up. Brooksville: winds: N @ 20MPH sustained gusts to 37 pressure: 29.54 falling
Oh man John Stewart is going to tear this shit up tonight. It'll be soooo funny.
Oooh yeah, I think that I got a couple a Yuengling Black and Tan in the bottom of the fridge that I been saving just for a time like this. If...
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